Sometimes working in a library; you hear odd things.... such as

"May I borrow a blank piece of paper"
my reply to this is normally something along the lines of "Will you give it back in pristine condition?" or something akin of that.... (I'm a smart arse I know!) 'borrow' implies the fact that you'd give it back not keep it. Okay so I'm picky when it comes to language too...

~Jessie