- The Fifth Man
- Red Sky
- Rite of Passage
- Best of Burden
- The Tomb
- Between Two Fires
- Desperate Measures
- Wormhole X-Treme
I love the lines in there, I swear! Some of the funniest dialogue I've heard on a TV Show is from Stargate! Of course they sound better with the cast and acting in there ^^
K'Tano: I honor he who would kill his god. And to his brethren of the Tau'ri, slayers of Ra, Hathor, Satesh, Heru'ur, Sokar, Cronus and Apophis.
Jack O'Neill: Well... somebody's been keeping score!
Daniel: I just hope we don't regret giving them those gate addresses.
Jack O'Neill: I don't think we will... the first one being a black hole, and all. They get progressively darker after that.
Colonel Harry Maybourne: Gonna turn me in?
Jack O'Neill: Actually, that overwhelming desire to shoot you has come back.
Kree, Lord Apophis. I am Selmak of the Tok'ra, commander of this ship. [Selmak]
You want to bicker about rank now? [Jacob]
Uh, wait a second. I don't know if you've checked your dashboard here, but we're both way off course. [Daniel]
I'm enjoying their style. Shoot first, send flowers later. It works. [O'Neill]
You'll forgive me for holding out hope a little longer. SG-1 has a surprisingly good habit of beating the odds. [Hammond]
He still got his fanny whooped. [O'Neill]
You know how to have a good time, don't you? [O'Neill]
Having a good time now, Sir. [Carter]
You go, girl. [O'Neill]
I distinctly remember someone saying, "We're not going to make it." I think we made it. [O'Neill]
I'm sorry. I overreacted. At the time, it looked very much like we weren't going to make it. [Jacob]
Yes, well, maybe next time, you'll just wait and see. [O'Neill]
And blow the last chance I might ever have to be right? [Jacob]
Welcome to *my* life. [Carter]
Uh, engine room, this is peltac. Engine room, come in immediately. [Daniel]
I think we've left him in charge once too often. [Jacob]
Oh and.. Daniel has been shot with a zat too many times.... dang...th' guy has been through everything but a Goa'uld implantation! Sheesh!