Just one. You want to make something of it?
One, but just *try* to convince them that the burned-out one is useless and should be thrown away.
Two, but the job never gets done -- they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!
Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
Leo's don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.
Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
Umm, two. Or maybe one. No -- on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you?
That secret information can only be shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so.....
Light bulb? What light bulb?
Now picture this. I'm Scorpio/Sagittarius, does that answer your question as to why I think I'm a schitzo at times?!