Love life lost it's sparkle? :: laffs:: WHAT love life?!
Sex symbol? ME?! ROFL! Biggest joke ever, that one!!
Ways to become more romantic? This planet will freeze over the day I'll be even semi-romantic!
Yeah, Jess lives. if you can call it that, that is. One more week then I'll probably shine a li'll light on what's been up and down and around in…
Ahem... like a li'll 2 year old kid eh? "yay i can use Photoshop and do simple stuff"
OKay it's no masterpiece, but: