Scorpio: Resist the urge to take any unnecessary physical or financial risks. Although you're yearning for some excitement, you wouldn't want to jeopardise your long-term health and happiness. Part of the problem may be that your love life has lost its sparkle. Spend the next three weeks thinking of ways to become more romantic. By the time May arrives, you'll attract admiring glances wherever you go. Being a sex symbol requires careful preparation!
Love life lost it's sparkle? :: laffs:: WHAT love life?! Sex symbol? ME?! ROFL! Biggest joke ever, that one!! Ways to become more romantic? This planet will freeze over the day I'll be even semi-romantic!