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What's your sign?

And how many of you does it take to change a light bulb?


Aries:
Just one. You want to make something of it?

Taurus:
One, but just *try* to convince them that the burned-out one is useless and should be thrown away.

Gemini:
Two, but the job never gets done -- they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!

Cancer:
Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

Leo:
Leo's don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.

Virgo:
Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.

Libra:
Umm, two. Or maybe one. No -- on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you?

Scorpio:
That secret information can only be shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.

Sagittarius:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Capricorn:
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Aquarius:
Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so.....

Pisces:
Light bulb? What light bulb?


Now picture this. I'm Scorpio/Sagittarius,  does that answer your question as to why I think I'm a schitzo at times?!

Comments

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ex_felonykat242
Apr. 29th, 2004 06:57 pm (UTC)
I'm Aries. XD I suppose they're known for their tempers... though I've calmed mine down slowly over the years. XD And question... how can you be two zodiac signs? ::confuzzled there::
jessiesk
Apr. 29th, 2004 07:56 pm (UTC)
Cusp case... there's a 5 day period when the signs interchage positions..I happened to be born on the 3rd day of that period in November, which makes me 50% Scorpio and 50% Sagi....so I have characteristics from both signs... yes it can be confusing at times!

Considering one's negative and the other's positive, I do go around going "I'm not a Schtizo. Yes I am! No I'm not YES! NO! YES!" on some things... because i have an even balance of characteristics from Scorpio and Sagittarius....however there are times when my Scorpio side dominates, and there are times when my Sagi side dominates.. it's weird, yeah....

YOu know how on some horoscopes you see "Oct 23rd - Nov 21' and on others you see 'Oct 24 - Nov 22' for one sign? that's because the 19-24 in November is when the signs interchange... 22nd happens to be when Scorpio and Sagi are over eachother before changing...

Did that make sense? no, cuz of the allergy meds I bet... heh
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